Taco Bell Revenge September 26, 2008
Okay, so my blog has seemingly flown by the wayside. I am going to have to ask for forgivness for the simple reason of using Eileen’s name in just about all my postings recently.
Oh, I am so going there… COME ON EILEEN, OHHHHH I AM DOWN ON MY KNEES, AT THIS MOOOOMENT YOU MEAN EVVVVERRYTHING. Okay, I am done and very sorry because I am sure anyone with that name probably wants to find Dexy and his Midnight Runners and kill them. I know I do, and my name is Paula.
So, I am down to 247 and that is awesome. So i figured it was about time to reward myself for all my hard work? Right? Wrong. I did the stupidest thing I could have as far as Goal Rewards and am still paying for it.
Oh, and those of you who stumble upon this website and don’t think poop humor is as funny as me - Sod Off. I gave this website a Rated R for a reason. If you look closely you will notice that it is joke poop in a joke shop. Oh, and take this:
So, I had a chalupa, some of those KFC fry things and a taco - oh, oh and the big one - non diet soda ( But i totally weinered out and got a sprite) Let me tell you folks - it tasted like golden hay in my mouth. So delicious. Sarah says that she is proud of me for dropping my Diet Nazi mentality for an evening and letting lose. But man, am I paying for it today. Let me know when I hit the TMI. haha.
Also - these pants fit at the beginning of my diet. Haha. No thanks to Taco Bell! Please ignore my messy house - 2 weeks of a bum back makes that happen.
Good job Paula!!!! Congratulations on your weight loss!
Love your humor. I like scatological jokes and humor. Farts are the best!
Next time you decide to eat food that is off of your plan, please do not select Taco Hell, pick something else. Take care.
Yeah definitely if someday Dexy turns up dead, be assured that the prime suspect’s first name will be Eileen. Imagine how many (stupid) lewd jokes have been aimed my way because of that song. Pearl necklaces were invented for an Eileen, I’m sure.
Hey those pink and red pants are cool. But they sure don’t fit you anymore. Time to buy a new pair. Good job!
Great job Paula!!! At least I can be happy for you, that is good…right? My weightloss has been nonexistent for the last, oh I don’t know, FOREVER!!! So I am a little on the testy side about that…I am stopping the weigh ins for awhile (if you want to hear a little more ranting I have updated my blog as well…)
P.S. Love the poop humor!!! Wow that is really gross!!! Love it!!! Glad you enjoyed your Taco Bell…Congrats Chickie!!!
HAHAH! I love your blog, it’s honesty and it’s HUMOR! Something we all need during weight loss! Thanks a bunch and I look forward to reading!
that exercise ball looks like its been used during sex!! hahaha.