Chasing away Chubby

Helen Mirren- Age 62.  She looks HOT!  However, according to Access Hollywood she doesn’t believe in exercise or dieting?!?!  Well she must believe in Plastic surgery!  Because I have never seen a 62 year old grandmother look like that in real life!  Really?  Do they really think everyone is that dumb to believe that they look like that naturally?  That they never lift a finger to keep their well defined abs! 

And now that I have that photo all blown up, (I first saw it on access hollywood and went to find it to post on here so I could bitch about #1 how unfair it is that a woman twice my age is so much hotter than me and #2 what a liar she is) something doesn’t look right.  It looks touched up. She looks pasted in, doesn’t she?  And look on her left shoulder how the guys elbow is on top of her shoulder.  Doesn’t look like a normal pic should. And where does the guys arm go??? His forearm seems to fade out blending into the scenery.  Now that’s not natural!!! I hope after I post this that you can still see it!  It just fades off right at his forearm.  The way his arm is positioned you should be able to see it but it just disappears.  Maybe he is Mr. invisisble.  :lol:  It’s suppose to be a papparazzi photo but who knows maybe they touched it up and her agents had it planted.   She is a beautiful woman, but no one looks like that without great genes, alot of sweat, hardly eating, and at that age probably some cosmetic surgery. 

I Know… I am being a bitch!

or a conspiracy theorist…

Whatever!

 I tried to post this morning but I couldn’t get it to paste in so here is my morning post.  I’ll give you the update at the end…

I woke up this morning to sunny skies and a beautiful day!  The high today is suppose to be 92!!!

I was another pound down this morning!  YIPEE! I did an excellent job yesterday.  I had 2 scrambled eggs and fruit for breakfast, no lunch- I wasn’t hungry, a Nature valley peanut bar for snack , and for dinner I thwarted my evil classmates by emailing them all and bringing a salad to share with every topping imaginable!  I ate 2 huge plates of salad in class and one of the girls brought a dessert bar, so I ate one of those.  Still a very productive day!  I didn’t get my workout in because I had to go to the grocery store to buy all the stuff for the salad.  I took DS16 to the library and dropped DS10 off at a friends house where he was “attacked” by their dog!!!

We walked in the door and I am talking to the kids Mom.  The boys have been friends since Pre-school and has stayed over there many times before.  She is holding on to this medium sized, BEAUTIFUL, dog.  He’s just looking at us, not barking, nothing, but she is holding on to his collar.  (Evidently he does not like men.) Well after a few minutes she lets go of his collar.  He walks over to my sons friend and them walks over to DS10 and just grabs him!!  No growling, no barking, nothing-just grabs his shirt.  The Mom grabs the dog and they drag him upstairs to her bedroom and lock him in.  I am thinking he just grabbed his shirt.  DS10 is uber-calm. Not crying nothing…not even scared.  (He gets that from me.) Then he lifts up his shirt and there are 2 tooth scrapes down his stomach that are bleeding.  It took several layers of skin off. It looked nasty but really wasn’t that bad of a wound. Superficial.  I was pretty calm.  The Mom was FREAKING out.  “I’m so sorry, if you need to take him to the hospital you can, he has all his rabies shots and things, I’ll show you the papers if you would like to see them. Blah, blah, blah…” She fixed DS10 up with some neosporin and a bandage. She apoligized repeatedly and said that they had no problem with him hating strange men since their kids were home alone in the afternoon, but if he was going to go after kids she was going to have to have a talk with her hubby about getting rid of him.  I am thinking DUHHHH!!!!  It is common knowledge that if a dog would attack a small animal (DS10’s friend told me it had killed a cat) or attack a person it will attack a child!!!  DS10 still wanted to stay and it was against my mothers instinct to let him, I wanted to take him and run- so I allowed him to stay.  I really just want him home.  I trust the Mom 100% and she said the dog was going outside and would not be allowed back into the house while DS10 was there.  I am still worried.  I can not wait until I can get him home!  Hindsight is 20/20 and I should have taken him back home with me.  I don’t know if he will be allowed back over there after this if they decide to keep the dog. UGH!  My thought is their son is getting older.  He will be 11 soon.  ALL his friends will be morphing into little men.  Will no one be allowed over because their dog is going to try to bite them?  And dogs like that are often unpredictable.  He may go after the family!!!  UGH!!!  I just want DS10 home!!

UPDATE:  DS10 made it home without being attacked by the dog again!  Thank God.  His bite mark is lookign better but is now bruised all around it.  My poor baby.  he just acts so non-chalant about the whole thing.  Getting irritated with the Family when they asked to see his dog bite.  He wants to keep his ripped bloody T-shirt to keep as a memento.  Boys are so gross!

Posted on July 17th, 2008 by lodyangel
Filed under: off topic