OMG, I am so glad that Halloween is over.

I don’t even buy a lot of Candy.  I make sure I work, so I am not around it, buy it the last day and then I don’t have to be home to pass it out, but the hospital become a JUNK YARD of JUNK FOOD.  I kid you not we have bowls and bowls of assorted candy all over the place.  M & M’s, mini chocolate bars, suckers, twizzlers, jelly beans, Tootsie Rolls, bowls of this shit all over.   Imagine being in a high rollers party in like some CSI type party and they have those drug dealer things going on where you walk in and they have bowls of coke and drugs set up at the door for you to snort and stuff (hey I watch TV too!) well that is what it is like here only it is M & M’s.  All right a little hard on the nose maybe, but you get the drift.  I am so sugared out.  I come to work with my resolve strong, “no sugar for me today, no way, no fookin way”  and I am not here two seconds and I turn into this little whiny milk toast sugar fend that is standing drooling and growling over a bowl of mini snicker bars like it is my last meal before taking a bullet for the troops.   Yup, sure going to improve my mood and lose the thunder thighs this way.  I can feel the cellulite sliding right off my ass onto the floor right now.

I said to one of the doctors tonight, “thank gawd Halloween is over, and we can get rid of this junk food”  And he said, “ya, now it is time for Thankgiving, and pies and baking and then Christmas and then New Years, and then Valentines!!!”"”  OMG, I am doomed!  I felt that cellulite jump up off the floor land hard right back onto my ass shaking in fright and screaming, “I am staying right where I am, it is a hell of a lot safer”

So I figured I would take a break from my bad, sad mood, my sugar high and sit here and try to get my motivation back up to live a healther lifestyle.   As I slid my bubble butt into my chair and edged my bulging stomach closer to the computer screen I noticed a speck on the screen and wondered what it was……………I leaned in closer to see and damn near shoved the lollipop in my mouth down my throat when it hit the screen…..oops :)