I have a sort of dorky sense of humor and I absolutely LOVE song parodies. So this is one I am working on…
It is to Carrie Underwood’s “Think Before He Cheats” and I am calling it “Think Before I Eat”. There is a little switching of point of view since I used both ”I” and “she”, so sorry English teachers, but whatever…here it is.
Right now she’s probably driving up on the drive thru ramp,
and she’s thinkin’ she is hungry…
right now, she’s probably buying her some greasy hash browns and buttery biscuit…
Right now, she’s probably at the window with a wad of cash, saying she wants a biggie combo…
And you should know…
That I sunk my teeth into the side of a sloppy big mac and biggie fry,
washed it down with an-iced tea so swee..eee..eee.ee..t…
Squished a hellman’s mayo on every bite,
I ate 13 ketchups with my fries …
Maybe next time I’ll think before I eat.
Ohhhh.. Maybe next time I’ll think before I eat…
