Hah! And what would I DO with it? Go grocery shopping? Sit in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the turnpike? Spend an inordinate amount of time washing and polishing it? See? The older I get, the less I’m worried about getting, it seems. Those things that I used to think of as status symbols just don’t interest [...]

Weight is not our problem. Gravity is. If we can figure out how to get rid of all this excess gravity, we’ll all fit into size 2’s.
In the meantime, I guess I’m fated to spend the rest of my life eating high fiber and low calories. It’s actually not so bad. But on the 4th, [...]

On my bike ride yesterday, I found, directly in my path, the most beautiful blue wing feather about six or seven inches long, with a black stripe every half inch from top to bottom. I don’t know what sort of bird this could’ve come from. My bike rides are averaging an hour each time, now, [...]

I’m VERY new to blogging of any kind. Conversely, I have YEARS of experience in both dieting and living. When I was younger, I kept handwritten journals in which I was able to vent and blow off steam and in general, survive the life that I had created for myself. I have since learned to [...]