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I wasn’t productive until about 6:00pm today and then like a comet - I cleaned out one of my closets! Amazing how much crap you can hold onto! I’ve got two huge garbage bags full of expired stuff and miscellaneous junk as well as two giant bags of clothing for the Goodwill. I managed to put my laundry basket back into the closet and there’s more shelf space for my clothes! Hurrraaahhhh!

Now mind you - the kitchen and living room are still a hot mess but at least my clothes are put away. Tomorrow night I’ll aspire to clean up the kitchen. The following night - pick up the living room. A little at a time and it’ll be done by Thursday?

I even managed to talk to my Mother. She’s doing ok - talking to me about this natural earth soap that she’s getting for me etc…She laughed when I told her I was exhausted from cleaning out my closet. ‘You eat - you have to clean!’ she says. ‘Alright Ma, but you know how I am!’

Meanwhile, I ate tons and tons of food today. Damn. No doubt I could have curbed myself but honestly today - it was like what I did when I didn’t feel like getting back to work. Terrible. No gym or anything else for that matter either.

I couldn’t even shut the TV off while I ate like I said I would try to do. yep. Not cool.

Meanwhile, I notice that everybody on TV is skinny and that’s a constant reminder of what I’m not doing right.

Damn. Wish I had some cheesecake.

I think I’ll watch the Simpsons movie that I now own! I said I’d get it as a treat if I cleaned up enough.

Shit - any is enough!

Warning: Fiber One bars are highly addictive and for a fatty not recommended as it becomes a way of life after a while. The wrappers around my couch are proof enough! Proceed with caution.

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Let’s see - it’s another exciting Saturday.

My ass slept in till like 10:30am! I woke up at 8 something then decided to go back to sleep. So it was all good.

Slowly put some things away today but not nearly enough stuff!

Cats called me from Tahoe - she’s having a great time. Asked me when I wanted to use their timeshare - I told them May - a Saturday - Monday night. That sounds good to me - miss part of the weekend crowd. Today they’re going to a folk concert at one of the casinos. They’ll be back tomorrow.

Food. Hmmm, considering I’ve been home all day… it should be fantastic no? I think I ate too much again today. Nothing bad - just too much.

I’ve been ignoring the phone except for my brother. Salesman (text) & YMCA (call) - fuck ‘em really. I don’t owe anyone shit. I did however answer an e-mail from an e-ugly dude who is a Stanford graduate. Now you know he has a job! He’s coming back from Hawaii this weekend so hopefully we’ll be able to meet up before I go down to LA next weekend for that conference.

Today I picked up around here after I put on eye makeup. I’m trying to learn how to put eyeshadow on - I hardly ever use it except for the pale kind. But today it looked alright - so I’ll try to wear it to work the next time I’ve got another jazz performance to go to…

Guess I’ll pop in a movie tonight - I love staying at home. I just wish someone else would clean up this place!

Love those fiber one chocolate chip bars - it’s like eating a candy bar. I absolutely adore it.

Hmmm, I hear one calling my name now….

It’s been a very unproductive day!

I did manage to do laundry and dye my hair but that’s about it.

Somehow those fiber one bars have turned into snacks. I eat 2 a day. It’s probably not cool to eat that many….

Arrghhh.

Salesman called today to tell me he’s in Chicago to help his father get into an assisted living situation and that he’s going to be out of a job April 15. What is up with all these out of work men? He also says that we’re getting married when he gets that 80k job…. I let him know he’s delusional.

Tomorrow I’m gonna go exercise and put this house in order.

I slept 6 hours solid last night! Yeah!

Dang! There’s something sad about more than one insomniac being in the 3FC house! Poor things - what a family that suffers together stays together?

I must say, misery does love company.

Nope. No.

Tonight will be different.

By now you all are slumbering soundly in your beds while I have browsed the online craigslist (the pennysaver of personal ads) M4W section twice as well as seen some very pale penis photos in the M4W casual encounter section. aargh - now if u guys posted that shit with pride - well maybe you need to have your eyes as well as your head checked - because that was pretty pathetic.

Now, I’m feeling sleepy and fighting it a bit to really try to settle into that deep sleep that is elusive.

Tonight I went with ANTM to see David Sanborn and he was awesome. Wow the man is 62 years old and he can blow that sax! It was a great show. We had a great dinner talking shit (food was alright) and the drive home we were laughin. It’s amazing that a woman that beautiful is saddled with a 42 year old ugly man. Apparently he is packin’ and he can fuck…. but honestly he did come to his senses and ask her to move in. Dumb ass dude - finally realizes that there is no way he’ll do better than this 32 year old smart hottie. I hope its blissful - so far 2 months so good.

Meanwhile, I guess I’ll be looking forward to sleeping in tomorrow. I am so glad I don’t have anything to do this weekend. The cats couple are safely in Lake Tahoe enjoying 4 nights of happiness in their little condo thingie. I’m happy for them to enjoy a mini vacation. What’s even cooler is that they’ve given me the other 3 nights of the timeshare! I can take it whenever! How cool is that? Now it’s a 5 hour drive (not cool) - but it’ll be a nice little getaway at some point. DAMN - I just wish I had somebody (male) to go with!

Oh well.

Yawn. I’m callin it a night.